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When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating


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Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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Yeah. Because that makes sense.

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well here’s an instance of the stupid catchphrase i forced on filbert actually adding meaning to something he says

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well? can he????

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Obama don’t fail me now

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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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