probably not that
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
how could you fuck up so tremendously
Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr
i didnt think it could go too far
me getting snacks for the turn up function