yeevil:

probably not that

(Source: weirdinternet)

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-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

posted 2 minutes ago with 4,894 notes
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squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

posted 4 minutes ago with 33,259 notes
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ferpykins:
What's your favorite thing someone else drew?

iguanamouth:

image

definitely this

posted 5 minutes ago with 57,360 notes
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whathafuqishat

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

posted 6 minutes ago with 309,631 notes
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spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

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the shade

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

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smaug-king-under-the-mountain:

alwaystakeatoweltoaparty:

qtmaster:

soundlyawake:

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

luna-del-ravenclaw:

FUCK 

HER

RIGHT

IN

THE

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

posted 3 hours ago with 4,889 notes
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toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

(Source: memewhore)

posted 4 hours ago with 99,797 notes
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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

posted 4 hours ago with 210,503 notes
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hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

(Source: activeheart)

posted 5 hours ago with 211,942 notes
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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

posted 5 hours ago with 45,506 notes
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odumb:

i didnt think it could go too far

posted 5 hours ago with 38,835 notes
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phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

(Source: hotelforcorndogs)

posted 5 hours ago with 338,794 notes
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(Source: flaccidtrip)

posted 5 hours ago with 36,630 notes
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