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So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

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westbor0baptistchurch:

I miss the old Rihanna…

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

yolucas:

most accurate representation of World War Two ever

AMERICA STILL MAKES ME LAUGH IM SORRY

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ruinedchildhood:

This makes me uncomfortable

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emarill:

hes 4

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tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]

Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

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theboyfriendstagram:

Steal their look (best of)

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“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

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leedskiss:

im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle

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“show ur tits for dick”

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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