thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

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nooooooo

rebornica:

coll-of-the-haunted:

alloverthegaf:

The RT/AH fandom is slowly taking over more and more tumblr posts and I love it

Okay, seriously. Who is Gavin?

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

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laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

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throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

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jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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pbbbtht:

I am afraid

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kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

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flatulenceontoast:

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claires face

mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

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lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

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Anonymous:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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