(Source: twitter.com)

posted 11 hours ago with 333,828 notes
via:fake-mermaid source:britishtoatea

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

posted 11 hours ago with 197,448 notes
via:jerkidiot source:sarcasmsaidit

(Source: nsfwhumor)

posted 21 hours ago with 110,132 notes
via:homo-sapiens-at-their-finest source:nsfwhumor

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

posted 21 hours ago with 54,380 notes
via:thefuuuucomics source:tornrnypickles

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts)

posted 21 hours ago with 273,669 notes
via:hotboyproblems source:racingbarakarts

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

posted 21 hours ago with 80,562 notes
via:hi source:cybergy
posted 21 hours ago with 258,415 notes
via:hegotthemoveslikejaeger source:dutchster

edwardspoonhands:

Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.

(Source: wildpens)

posted 21 hours ago with 191,942 notes
via:hi source:wildpens

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy)

posted 1 day ago with 54,931 notes
via:hotboyproblems source:guy
oh

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

image

image

…………………….OH MY GOD

(Source: violet-grubs)

posted 1 day ago with 262,105 notes
via:team-free-love-cas source:violet-grubs

theheartmaid:

its-tuesday-again:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

the video that this gif

comes from

OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN I GET GIFS OF THE ENTIRE THING LIKE OMFG WE NEED MORE THAN JUST THE BEGINNING

posted 1 day ago with 138,470 notes
via:team-free-love-cas source:its-tuesday-again

(Source: bubblevvrap)

posted 1 day ago with 114,342 notes
via:tyleroakley source:bubblevvrap

officialfrenchtoast:

Accidentally sending an embarrassing snapchat to the wrong person

image

posted 1 day ago with 3,117 notes
via:thefuuuucomics source:officialfrenchtoast

sillycarlos:

sillycarlos:

my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER

(Source: queerasian)

posted 1 day ago with 190,302 notes
via:team-free-love-cas source:queerasian

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

posted 1 day ago with 102,888 notes
via:hi source:urso2000andlate
this is terrifying
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